Oh my achin’ nose

Only a mother could love this face. Well, a mother and maybe a dog-sitter.

“I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore.”

Alright, so I got to see Twilight tonight! I stayed away from reviews from friends and news sites, just because I wanted to walk into the theatre with ZERO expectation. Click if you want to read what I thought.

TURN THE CAR OFF!

Um, this might be the most amazing video I have ever seen in my life.

Why My Mom is the Best

If you know my Mom, you know she’s hilarious. If you don’t, just trust me. The best part is, she has no idea she’s so funny. Totally unintentional. Which makes it even more priceless.

Today when I walked into her sewing room, she was working diligently on some curtains.

Me: “Hi!”
Mom: *spins around in her chair, opens arms wide* “I’m a Twi-Mom!!”

She had just seen a news report about the large lines of women of all ages, waiting to see Twilight. The reporter asked some teenager about the fact that her mom was there with her. She said, “Oh, she’s a Twi-Mom! She likes the books as much as I do!” I love it.

I also really love the gift my Mom gave me last week, in honor of the film opening.

Rejoining the human race

I’ve been in my bed for the past three days, with short trips to the doctor and out for food. I feel as good as I need to feel to get back into the swing of things, I think. I guess we’ll see in the morning!

None of my business

This is a life lesson wrapped in a celebrity romance. Bear with me. JM has been dating Jennifer Aniston for a while now. Now, seriously, I don’t think he cares what I think about it and I won’t say what I believe about whether or not they are right for each other. Cause…it’s none of my business. Unless he asks, then it’s fair game. Hehe.

I just need to remember

I got my tattoo a month or so ago (lost track) and my chief reason was to look down and remind myself that I can make it through anything. Mostly to visually force myself to remember that IT’S GOING TO BE OK. I have noticed that when my worry tendencies take over, my entire being is pulled inward. I can feel all my energy going to maintaining the ball of tension in my stomach. And, interestingly, I noticed that I hadn’t looked at my wrist nearly as much. Almost like I was too distracted to even look at myself. I’ve decided to take a long, hard look and remember…

RELAX.

You all knew this was coming.

And I refuse to gloat. I will share these awesome cartoons, though.

Celebrating literally

In case you weren’t so sure this girl is a Bee, I made it a bit more clear this Halloween.